Hoobastank is the sex.

omg LOL when I typed 'Hoobastank', guess what. Firefox corrected me and gave me a list of alternative words:


Bastardize, Bastardization and other words. xD LOL.

Anyway!

videos that I will be working on, so as not to forget:
(Priorities on top)

Gone Forever - Zira/Kovu.

More Than A Memory - The Great Prince/Bambi

The Call - Balto

Born to Lead - Balto

The Older I Get - Kovu/Zira

Switched Dubs 3 ~ Completed



Yeah.

Dear God, I pray for Nicholas. May he wake up his idea and not jump. :) Oh, and may he also win his love's affections.

-

The Unforgiven says:
Oh and yes i am bi

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
oh?

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
and when did you discover that you were bi?

The Unforgiven says:
y?

The Unforgiven says:
pri 4

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
oh?

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
WHAT HAPPPENED 8D

The Unforgiven says:
obviously i have issues

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
lol tell me EVERYTHING

The Unforgiven says:
I liked a gurl and a guy...

The Unforgiven says:
kinda obviouse

The Unforgiven says:
i miss u

The Unforgiven says:
...

The Unforgiven says:
i hafta takea shower talk in a few

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
okay...

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Yeah go take your shower I'll still be here.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Well not really HERE but yeah you get my point ^^"

The Unforgiven says:
...

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
ARGH

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
MOM JUST CAME INTO THE ROOM

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
WTF AND THEN MY SPEAKERS STARTED BLARING WITH MOTHERFUCKING MUSIC.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
so embarrassing xD

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
anyway...Tell Jamie and Jeelian I miss them, okay...?

The Unforgiven says:
Im back

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
wah shower that fast>

The Unforgiven says:
yep

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
heh

The Unforgiven says:
im more gay than bi..

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
oh? Say, who was the guy you liked?

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
yeah girls aren't that awesome. If I was a guy I would DEFINITELY be gay ;D You're not alone.

The Unforgiven says:
none of ur biz

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
oh COME ON

The Unforgiven says:
in sec school

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
I probably won't ever see you again so I don't have the chance to hamtam you about it

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
wtfffff you're not in sec school.

The Unforgiven says:
i know

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
...

The Unforgiven says:
he is sec 4

The Unforgiven says:
he is like extended family

The Unforgiven says:
he is so cute

The Unforgiven says:
send u his pic

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
how do you know him?

The Unforgiven would like to send you the file "Jacob 5.jpg" (16 Kb). Transfer time is less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

The Unforgiven says:
extended family

The Unforgiven says:
...

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
wait so he is kind of your RELATIVE?

Transfer of file "Jacob 5.jpg" from The Unforgiven has been accepted. Starting transfer...

The Unforgiven says:
kinda

The Unforgiven says:
Oh FYI his name is Joel nickname Jacob


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The Unforgiven says:
...

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
So you're guilty of SODOMY -AND- INCEST.


Wow.

The Unforgiven says:
incest??

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Congratulations!

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
sorry computer screwy next time send picture okay?

The Unforgiven would like to send you the file "Jacob 5.jpg" (16 Kb). Transfer time is less than 1 minute with a 28.8 modem. Do you want to Accept (Alt+T) or Decline (Alt+D) the invitation?

The Unforgiven says:
try again

Transfer of file "Jacob 5.jpg" from The Unforgiven has been accepted. Starting transfer...

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
yeah incest

The Unforgiven says:
incest??

The Unforgiven says:
means what??

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
it's like, Christianity doesn't like love between relatives

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The Biscuit Brigade / says:
I think it only said CLOSE relatives but wtfever lah.

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The Biscuit Brigade / says:
fuckkk.

The Unforgiven says:
he is not related to me

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
oh

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
then just sodomy.

The Unforgiven says:
he is so hot

The Unforgiven says:
hey !!

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
hahaha

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
What? Sodomy is basically gayness. It's retarded that gayness is a crime, seriously.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Gayness is awesomeness.

The Unforgiven says:
got mysoace??

The Unforgiven says:
*myspace

The Unforgiven says:
he is juz so hot

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
hahaha

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Ehh,

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
nah, not today.

The Unforgiven says:
i even had him in my dreams

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
o.o

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
holy fuck. What did you do to him /in your dreams/>

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
?

The Unforgiven says:
I hugged him and he hugged me

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
that's it?

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
no fucking?


Damn.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
x3 Joking!

The Unforgiven says:
i wrapped my arms around his waist an dtold him i liked him

The Unforgiven says:
no those are in my fantasies

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
awwwww.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
SO who's the girl you liked?

The Unforgiven says:
you

The Unforgiven says:
....jk

The Unforgiven says:
..jk

The Unforgiven says:
,,,jk on the second jk

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
...So who's the REAL person?

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
wtf eh.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
TELL ME THE TRUTH LAH GOSHDARNIT.

The Unforgiven says:
...

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
wait. Were you P4 when you met me?

The Unforgiven says:
don't tell u

The Unforgiven says:
nope

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
No?

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
I thought you were P4 that time.

The Unforgiven says:
it was this angmoh gurl

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
ewww. Ang Mohs are blah.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
I prefer Chinese guys ^^

The Unforgiven says:
yep hate her know

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
ah.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Yeah, being gay's better.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Guys are better, in general.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Of course, that doesn't apply to EVERYONE... *coughlikeyoucoughhack*

The Unforgiven says:
hot muscular chests with cute baby faces smiling at u

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
o.o

The Unforgiven says:
lovely

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
that is scary.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Have you told your parents that you're gay?

The Unforgiven says:
duh. no.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
will you ever?

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Listen, most parents don't like their kids being gay.

The Unforgiven says:
i know

The Unforgiven says:
telling when i am 18

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
So well...If in the future, your parents don't like it either...Just rerember that idiots like me won't mind :)

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
I know

The Unforgiven says:
than they must allow me

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
I'm not gay myself. That makes me guility relieved, actually.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Of course after meeting Jamie I wonder if I'm les but ah I'll spare myself xD

The Unforgiven says:
Joel has this cute babyish face and he is quite tall and he has these really hot arms , chest and stomach

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Do you intend to tell him this anytime soon? xD

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
how often do you see him?

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
and...Do you know if he feels the same way about you?

The Unforgiven says:
1) christmas 2) often 3) no

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
ah.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
WAIT.

You are going to tell him this on CHRISTMAS? o.o

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
And just HOW do you intend to do that, Mr Lovesick hotshot?

The Unforgiven says:
drag him out of the Xmas party bring him to a roof topv and tell him

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
pfft. And then he will say, "OMG FAGGOT," and push you off the roof.

The Unforgiven says:
actually i plan to jump of if he is like that

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
xD

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
hahaha...

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
No, seriously...Is that really what you want to do?

The Unforgiven says:
yep

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Aiyah TELL ME THE WHOLE STORY. How does he like ya?

The Unforgiven says:
i figure suicide is better than him hating me

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Really?

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Nicholas, really?

The Unforgiven says:
yep

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
SUICIDE?

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
oh GOD, SUICIDE?

The Unforgiven says:
um ya

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
...God Nicholas I'm serious.

The Unforgiven says:
i figure that hell is better thsn his awkward stares and him avoiding me like i had the plague

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Suicide?

The Unforgiven says:
yep

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
wait. He stares at you awkwardly?

The Unforgiven says:
no if i tell him and he is a homo hater

The Unforgiven says:
hewould do that

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
If he is a homo hater, that is his problem. You are still YOU. You are still his FRIEND. You haven't contracted a disease or anything.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
But...

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Suicide. Oh God, think about your parents. Think about your friends.

The Unforgiven says:
I ahte my family and WHAT friends??

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
me. Duh. -nudge-

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Jamie. Jeelian.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
HIM.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Wait. You hate your family.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
?! wtf!?

The Unforgiven says:
I hate being alive in general

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
...Nicholas...

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Dude, honestly, nothing is worth throwing away.

The Unforgiven says:
what??

The Unforgiven says:
life is

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Having a broken heart is a good sign. It means you have TRIED for something.

The Unforgiven says:
it is pointless

The Unforgiven says:
suicide...

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Anyway, you know the age old advice: the best way to get over someone is probably to get under someone else ;D Find yourself another partner when you're older.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Oei. Nicholas. If you're joking with me I am SO not your friend anymore. :/

The Unforgiven says:
i don't want anyone else

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
that's what everybody thinks.

The Unforgiven says:
he is the only one i want

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
They think they've found their soul mate.

The Unforgiven says:
I am serious

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
There are plenty more fish in the ocean.

The Unforgiven says:
Ok here are the possibiltys

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Think about how he would FEEL if you died because of him.

The Unforgiven says:
1) he is gay and loves me

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
He's going to have guilt gnawing at him. Forever.

The Unforgiven says:
2) he is gay but does NOT like me

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
would you jump of if it was no.2?

The Unforgiven says:
3) he is straight but still is my fren

The Unforgiven says:
4) he is a homo hater and avoids me

The Unforgiven says:
jummp of it??

The Unforgiven says:
meaning what??

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
I mean,

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
if it is either 2/3, will you still jump off?

The Unforgiven says:
no

The Unforgiven says:
4 than is suicide

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
...But...If it's FOUR...

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Nicholas. Don't jump, WHATEVER HAPPENS. Please.

The Unforgiven says:
why allow myself the emotional torture

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
because God knows what else life has in store for you.

The Unforgiven says:
if he hates me why should i let him feel like he has a stalker

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Wait

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
loving doesn't mean stalking

The Unforgiven says:
ONE JUMP A SHORT PAIN AND BLANK

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
You are his friend. Obviously you spend time with him. That isn't stalking.

The Unforgiven says:
no more suffering no more wishing no more trying no more hope just peace and silence

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Okay. Here are the possibilities.

1. You jump. You die. Everyone feels horrible about your death.

2. You don't jump - you live. You go through depression but come out alive and start to realize the world isn't so painful after all.

The Unforgiven says:
I hate 1 and 2

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Think about all the happy times you've been through. Think about what your parents did to have a child; their sacrifices, their pain.

Think about them having their son just end all their efforts.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
well obviously. Life isn't a bed of roses.

The Unforgiven says:
suffering is not something i liive through

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
I've lived through it.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
And I'm happier now than ever before.

The Unforgiven says:
oh and what happy times?

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Everyone goes through depression. {It's just your turn.} Bear that in mind.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
what do you mean? That time you beat Joshua Lee Jun Kit up? I was happy after that ;D

The Unforgiven says:
like living in a stupid world were humans are a stupid society of idiots and liars

The Unforgiven says:
yep that is sooooo happy

The Unforgiven says:
living like there is a way i can be happy when he would think im a psycho

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
...

The Unforgiven says:
life sucks

The Unforgiven says:
death is calm and silent

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
Looks like I have until Christmas to convince you. Well, I now appoint myself your in-house psychiatrist. ;D I will help you deal with depression. Don't worry. I have a *invisible* license.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
no. Death stinks. No more happiness. No more YAOI D:

The Unforgiven says:
u hav forever to make ur self happy there is a possibility that i could be who i wanted to be

The Unforgiven says:
death is calm death is easy death is what i am getting if he hates me

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
This is a happy, playful universe. birds sing. flowers bloom. the sun shines. rainbows appear after the rain. butterflies emerge from cocoons. babies laugh for no reason at all. there is joy everywhere - but you must open your eyes to it, and in doing so wipe the tears away. Why end it?

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
If he hates you that is his problem, Nicholas. Don't let another's emotions control you.

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
either way, everyone is going to Heaven in the end. Heaven will always be there. But life won't. So why skip it?

The Unforgiven says:
yep this is a happy universe were people take drugs kill innocent animals kill people squash insects and break peopl hearts juz because thirer different

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
...and where friends care enough to support you, where God lives in your hearts and never forsakes you, where gay marriages are possible. Well, at least in Canada. But Canada's nice

The Unforgiven says:
b i hav eto go

The Biscuit Brigade / says:
D:

----

falalalala~

Gosh I remember the first time I roleplayed. It was with some character called Crestfur. I was ten back then. I didn't even know what crest meant! xD And the leader was some guy called Badgerstar...

Anyway.

Now when I look at my Roleplaying , I look at how much I've improved, how great I've become. :)

And how I got introduced to flaming...

I think about when I first meet Neek.

He was having an argument with this lass. And Fruition was on his side I think.

But anyway.

He was truly a awesome flamer.

Unfortunately I can't say the same for some people... -_-"

ANYWAY,

so yesterday I woke up, went to the toilet, and I realized...

Hey! With my new sextastic hair and my long-sleeved white top, I look like L! :D


I could finally cosplay!


but before I could go relieve my fantasies of dressing up as a teenage super sexy detective tracking a serial murderer, I had to go to the Weta Cave.

*ahem*

Well, let me explain in a nutshell since the page I've opened is too lazy to load.
The Weta Cave is, quite simply, a place where they make props for movies.
Not impressed? Are you serious? They made all the digital and non digital creatures in Lord of the Rings! All the fake swords! All the GUNS! All that heavy amour in Narnia!

What? Not impressed still? Fine. Let me SHOW you: http://www.constantaperture.com/index.php/2008/09/07/weta-cave-wellington?blog=1

Yesh. Damn cool sia! I loved it. I wanna work there.

Anyway later we also went to the Botanical Gardens. Pretty cool but I soon got bored.

Also I found a nicer skin so I'm also changing that :)

Toodles!

-

Gawd finally I found a skin I'm happy with. I love the old one, sure, but wah lau the whole thing kept to the right it kinda annoyed me.

Anyways off to go request videos to tabswolf now! (she's opening them again!!!) :D


My goal in live is to, well, achieve a state of enlightened bliss and sustain it.

In case you're wondering Huh?, I can explain.

Sometimes I get attacked by random shots of happiness.

That happiness is better than anything you can get from being high on crack, or reaching an orgasm in sex, and it's even better than making videos/roleplaying.

this is a un-related to anything, never changing, always there, eternal and internal bliss.

There is a thing I say to myself, in order to, in times of darkness, remind me that the happiness is always there. It is something I learned from author Andrew Matthews.

Ten things about you

1. are you single: yes yay

2. are you happy: very.

3. are you a fan of techno music: uh no

4. are you sad: kind of makes the second question redundant doesn't it..?

5. are you Italian: no

6. are you expensive: i suppose not

7. are you into photography: Kinda but only when I'm on holidays

8. are you blonde: nope yay

9. are you Irish: uh no

10. are your parents still married: Very

Ten facts

1. name: Christie

2. birthplace: some hospital

3. hair color: black

4. single/attached/complicated: Single yay

5. school: used to be FMPS; now it's Raroa Normal Intermediate (what a mouthful)

6. birthday: 21 Jan

7. mood: normal I guess

8. favorite color: green,orange,blue,black,

9. favourite thing to do: just chill

10. left or right handed: Right

Ten things about your love life

1. are you in love now: with myself :D

2. do you believe in love at first sight: that stuff's bullshit

3. who ended your last relationship: uhhh.

4. have you ever hurt anyone emotionally: le duh

5. have you ever broken someone's heart: yes but I patch it up with Superglue

7. have you ever liked someone but never told them: yeah, I regret it now

8. are you afraid of commitment: why would I be?

9. have you hugged someone within the last week: yeah just now

10. have you ever had a "secret" admirer: teehee I think but forgot who it was la

Ten either/or's

1. love or lust: both plz

2. upset at arguments with friends or a breakup: Arguments with friends

3. gucci or chanel: uh

4. a few best friends or many regular friends: few best friends

5. pop or trance:: uh

6. pepsi or coke: coke

7. wild night out or romantic night in: romantic night in

8. money or happiness: money, cause I've already got happiness without it

9. night or day: Night

10. SMS or talk on the phone: talk face to face

Ten have you evers

1. been caught sneaking out: uh no

2. been skinny-dipping with your bf/gf?: o.o

3. done something you regret: tons. but i move on. mostly because i forget what they are xD

4. bungee jumped: nooo never noo.

5. lied to someone you love: oh yes. ):

6. finished an entire jawbreaker: uh

7. wished for someone to die: maybe george bush. my dad wants LKY to die though xD

8. wanted an ex boyfriend/girlfriend back: haiya no no no nolah!

9. cried because you lost a pet: nope.

10. wanted to disappear: four a coupla hours yeah

Ten preferences

1. smile or eyes: a sincere smile is all i ask for

2. light hair or dark hair: couldn't care less

3. hugs or kisses: both

4. shorter or taller: Taller

5. intelligence or attraction: as long as you're smarter than a vegetable and prettier than Quasimodo, okay.

6. italy or u.s.a: italllyyyy.

7. forgive or forget: Forgive

8. hook-up or relationship: duh relationship

9. do you want a girlfriend/boyfriend: DUH.

10. sun or moon: crescent moon

Ten lasts

1. last phone call you made: uhm. forgot

2. last phone call you received: dunno

3. last person(s) you hung out with: aiyah never 'hung out' before can

4. last person you got mad at: My momma

5. last place you went: dunno

6. last time you laughed: last night

7. last text message you got: dunno

8. last time you watched a freaky movie: I Am Legend.

9. last person / thing you missed: everyone in S'pore.

10. last time you cried: Maybe couple months ago

-

more junk:

Greed:	Medium
Gluttony:	Medium
Wrath:	Medium
Sloth:	High
Envy:	Very Low
Lust:	Medium
Pride:	Medium

Discover Your Sins - Click Here

Nuuuuuuuuuu.

Dating Strengths	Dating Weaknesses
1. Sense of Humor - 85.7% 2. Financial Situation - 76.9% 3. Flirtiness - 75% 4. Confidence - 61.1% 5. Spirituality - 53.8%	1. Appearance - 66.7% 2. Pessimism - 66.7% 3. Negative Reputation - 55.6% 4. Closed-Mindedness - 54.5% 5. Arrogance - 50%

Dating Strengths Explained
Sense of Humor - Guys are attracted to people with a good sense of humor. Be sure to put yours on display! Financial Situation - You've got your financial situation under control, which is a very desirable quality. Be careful to avoid guys who are only interested in your money. Flirtiness - Flirting is a good way to break the ice, and you are a pro at it. Being flirtatious will open up many dating opportunities. Confidence - You are sure of yourself and confident of your abilities. Displays of confidence go a long way when attracting a date. Spirituality - Your spiritual side brings you peace and balance, and keeps you grounded. This is attractive, as you can help reinforce this quality in other people.
Dating Weaknesses Explained
Appearance - Devoting a greater effort at making good first impressions is a must. Try to be fit and develop a style if you want to catch a guy's attention. Pessimism - Too much cynicism can be a turn-off. Try to see the brighter side of things and people will be attracted to your positive outlook. Negative Reputation - Your reputation may be working against you. Sometimes this is impossible to control, but try to counter-act it by presenting yourself in positive ways. Closed-Mindedness - You are very fixed in your world-view, but if you open up a little you will see that people can hold different beliefs and still get along well. Arrogance - You are a bit full of yourself. You need to practice a little humility now and then, as arrogance can be a turn-off.
What Are Your Dating Strengths and Weaknesses?

teehee

What do you do

When a friend does/says something you hate to hear?

Well...

What did she do?

So that is the form of action I will take then. :)

-

I bought two new jackets the other day.

Pretty. Both black. Very warm too. I wonder what material they're from.

Anyway.

That's about it.

Fish have sex in it. ♥

'So, you're a grown woman now, aren't you?'

'Yes. No more teenage tomfoolery. And definitely no more kissing, Artemis Fowl,' Holly chuckled.

'Oh?' The boy genius replied, raising an eyebrow. His smile could almost be classified as cheeky.

'Don't 'oh' me, Arty.'

A chuckle.

'I'm serious. And you better not be thinking about trying to get another smooch,' She warned. And although she didn't know it, Holly's cheeks flushed crimson. It was a light shade, but Artemis noticed it and his eyes narrowed a fraction, catlike. Holly noticed.

'Don't give me that look, mister.'

'What look?' Artemis replied, pulling the innocent act quite effectively. His blue-brown eyes widened and stared at the elf, the perfect image of a naive child.

'The look that says, 'You're gonna eat your words'. Stop dreaming, Mud Boy, because frankly I haven't eaten my words before and I never will.'

'Oh?'

'Stop it with the ohs already!' Holly Short exclaimed,exasperated. 'And quit giving me that big-eyed look. You don't look innocent at all.'

Artemis chuckled softly, and for some reason this small laugh made Holly's hairs stand on end. 'Alright. Fine. After all, I've probably lost my last shred of innocence already,' He said, fingering the neck of his glass pointedly. Holly, apparently, didn't catch the point.

'Yeah,' The now blushing elf replied, feeling cautious.

Artemis looked at her. 'Or maybe I still have a bit of innocence left...' He trailed off, stood up, and started to slowly walk towards the elf, all the while watching her steadily. Holly backed into the wall behind her.

'What the hell are you doing?' She croaked, trying to sound authoritative. She didn't.

'What do you think?' Was the reply. Artemis was stalking Holly. Predator and prey. And as he neared, Holly's eyes darted around - and spotted the culprit.

An empty wine glass stood erect on the wine table. A glass of the finest Japanese Sakae winked accusingly next to it.

'Oh, gods,' Holly murmured. 'Oh, gods,' She said again, words failing her.

Artemis and Holly were nose to nose now.

'Artemis!' Holly said, rediscovering her ability to form sentences. 'You drunk wine! You're not even an adult yet!' Of course, all this banter was to take her mind off the fact that Artemis could very well be drunk now. And God knows what male Mud Men did when inebriated.

'Maybe,' Artemis replied, and was it Holly or did his voice sound slightly slurred? 'Maybe I still have...Have one bit of innocence left,' He smiled dopily. 'Maybe now's a good time to get rid of that innocence, don't you think so, Holly?'

And before she could reply Artemis kissed her on the lips.

One would expect Holly to squirm. But she couldn't, because 1. she was backed up against a wall, 2. Artemis had reached his hand out to lean against that wall to support him, thus blocking Holly's one exit out, and 3. she was too shocked to do anything.

Anyway, Holly spent about five seconds in a dazed stupor. And then she surrendered to the bliss. Because that's what it was.

-------•»♥)

The End...
...of the first chapter.

[Will this remain a stupid oneshot? Will Christie make a second chapter? Will polar bears take over USA? Stay tuned! :D ]

I just got the Time Paradox.
So I'm going to write a fanfiction.

What did you think I was going to do? There was kissing! I had to make a stand. ;)


Holly was flying over the Pacific, enjoying the sights of ice floes and Arctic animals frolicking around without a care in the world. Kraken Watch again, although this assignment was more or less to give her a break after her recent adventure. Her recent adventure consisted of saving a lemur from extinction and kissing Artemis Fowl. Retirement suddenly seemed like a pretty good option.


"...You know what, Holly? I saw two other fellows wearing foil hats around Haven. I think I've started a trend! Foaly the fashion consultant. How does that sound?"



Captain Short grinned. Then again, Foaly's ramblings always cheered her up. Foaly was the LEP's technical genius, and the centuar embraced this fact with a characteristic lack of modesty. But he was a good friend, always able to cheer up a certain female officer called Holly Short whenever she was feeling down. And his gear did come in handy more often than not. Her new gear consisted of Helmets with a vast array of abilities. Sensors, e-mail, and Foaly had even added a custom mp3 player which he invented himself from scratch, just for her.

"An mp3 player?" Asked Holly, opening up the program. The screen flickered to blue in front of her. The list of mp3 songs scrolled out in front of her. But there was nothing onscreen; she hadn't added any songs yet. "What the heck for?"

Then some words appeared. Instructions, which were suddenly accompanied by a sound file to Foaly's voice. Holly snorted. "Foaly, I know how to use a Mp3 player. "
"Ah yes, but this mp3 player is amazing. Virtually no chance of corrupted files entering the system without getting rid of the bug, and it solves any sound and media viruses introduced. "

Holly laughed. "I'll find time to listen to music when I'm not saving the world from a crazy deranged genius. Or a French genius with insanely absurd hair. Or a genius with criminal tendencies and an ego problem. Opal, Minerva and Artemis. In that order."

Below ground, the centaur gave a hearty laugh. "Don't you think I know?" Holly returned the chuckle and a single beep from the sensor in her helmet made her swoop down towards the sea. "There's Old Faithful. "

"Copy. Swoop in, just do a check and out. The systems have had a bout of malfunction and they're just out of my repair shop. Not that I can't fix anything that's wrong with it, but just in case. You don't want to get in another fix like last time."

Holly shuddered as she swooped in and thought about 'last time'. Shelly was another kraken she was supposed to watch. He had successfully exploded an island in methane. Quite a sight.

"Hell-lo? Stop hovering above the water! I doubt you're hot on magic. Don't unshield here, of all places. The new suits are in the workshop and these don't shield on their own."

"Jeezuz, Foaly, calm down. Marriage has unleashed the nagging gene in ya, eh?" She said, swooping into the water. The sight under the sea was a sight to behold, especially the kraken swimming about ten metres in front of her, a magnificent animal. Old Faithful was peacefully swimming...Or was she? Kraken often looked peaceful. But it was hard to tell with a animal with as many facial expressions as a mushroom.

"Five thousand years in solitary laziness and then she takes a swim about. Unusual, but no cause for alarm. Unless..."

"Unless?" Said Holly. "Dazzle me with science, Foaly, but don't go 'unless'."

"Check if there's anything that's making the kraken agitated. Something he has to swim around to remove or unclog."

Holly complied without a word. Kraken don't often 'take a breather'. They had no intention whatsoever for excercise. Especially the ones living in the Arctic - you don't see polar bears going for a run for the heck of it.

She did a quick once over, swimming a full circle around Old Faithful. Nothing noticeable. "Foaly, I think she's fine. There's nothing. "

She swam above the kraken to take a look from the top. And then she saw it, and what she saw drained the blood from her face.

"Oh, gods."

A large wound was on the mammal's back, near the fin. But that wasn't the worst - what was truly horrifying was the satellite tracker on the creature's back. Humans had found a mythical creature and tagged it. They had failed to catch it, true, but humans were determined to a fault.

Determined to a fault? Reminds me of Artemis Fowl, she thought. Funny what thoughts your brain conjures when in a possible crisis.

"'Oh gods?'" Foaly said. "Amuse me with sarcastic humor, Holly, but don't go 'oh gods'."

"A wound." Holly said urgently, not liking how her voice sounded: just a wee bit scared.

"A wound?"

"Yes, a big wound, and a tracking device. " Holly heard her counterpart draw a sharp breath.

"The Mud Men."

Blood was seeping from the back of the old kraken, slowly but steadily. Kraken blood is a strange fluid, lighter than water and not very dense. So it floats to the surface, which is not at all a good thing. Blood attracts all sorts of predators, especially the all dangerous human beings, whom the fairy People called the Mud Men.

Below ground, the centaur bit his lip, then immediately regretted it.

"Leave it, Holly. This is out of your league. Get the professionals to do it. Just get out of here; who knows what's out in that sea that likes kraken and elfin flesh."

"Foaly! I am a professional. One of the best."

"Not in this field you're not."

"At the very least let me defuse the tracker."

Silence - Foaly was considering it.

"If you don't get it done in five minutes, you immediately get out of here, understand?"

Holly nodded. "Crystal clear."

"And please, please for crying out loud - do not break any rules. Do not do anything you think might break the rules. Just be a good little girl and follow orders."

Captain Short grinned, swooping towards the kraken.

"Don't I always?"

-jumps around excitedly-



I GOT THE TIME PARADOX! 8D



And in one fell swoop, Eoin just erased all my notions of Minerva x Artemis and Butler x Artemis pairings I might've had.



I AM STICKING TO Holly x Artemis, PEOPLE. MWAHAHA.

I am now in New Zealand.

I am now living in Wellington.

I am now a Kiwi.

Arrreeegggggghhhhhhhhh.

No internet for two whole days! oh Lord i can't take it anymoar Dx

I've heard that affirmations help you get what you want. So I'll try it now.

D: I talked to Ryan again today. I thought he'd forgotten me!

AND NOW HE'S HITTING ON ME?!

=!=

Ryan says:
Hey there Chris.

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
....Huh. I thought you would've forgottten about poor old me xD Hello.

Ryan says:
Nah i never forgotten you since i keep seeing your picture everytime you log in.



Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
So well, what prompted you to suddenly talk to me?

Ryan says:
I just thought it was nice to talk to you again

Ryan says:
You seemed lonely all by yourself on my list

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
lol


But actually today I got a haircut. OH INTERESTING.

Ryan says:
you got your haircut really now? how short is it?

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
um

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
Like, realy short

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
I've have had long hair for almost my whole life, today it's really short

Ryan says:
short hair = sexy Chris

(( WTF ))

Ryan says:
heh

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
LOL. You think so?

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
I know one actor who looks alot like me now that I've got a hairdo redo.

Ryan says:
yes i think so short hair girls...me likey

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
haha

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Image:HanGaIn.jpg Lol ok she's prettier than me but still

Ryan says:
nahh you beat her easily

Ryan says:
you are much much better looking

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
orly. How do you know?

Ryan says:
I just do

Ryan says:
Because im a Man!

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
lol

Ryan says:
So are you still dressing up like you always do or do you have a new fashion style?

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
um

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
like I always do

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
which is horribly

Ryan says:
nah

Ryan says:
*takes off your clothes* go find a new fashion!!

Ryan says:
dont worry you dress fine

Chris; [ Why should I worry? (: ] says:
o.o

EEP.

What's wrong with me? D: I spent the whole of yesterday fretting over some stupid mass email I sent out (you know, the Lackadaisy one), and I'm hardly spending any time worrying about my migration! >___> WHATS WRONG WITH MEH.

Ok.

-breathe in breathe out-

In any case, yesterday went out to dinner. OMG ESTHER GOT A BOYFRIEND -swoons- haha xD