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DUDE. People want to troll me? I feel so loved :')
Posted on: Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Posted at: 4:36 PM
Duude, ok so I got like a hundred plus of emails from a contact called 'Mail', with a link to a site called ...well actually I don't remember, having deleted it all or sent it to mah junk folder.

But it had .nimp in it, .org too.

So, naturally, (AND THANKFULLY), being the smarty pants I am, DIDN'T CLICK ON IT. I was very tempted to. But I still had some sanity left in me (I know amazing right), so I did a google search on it. The site, that is.

Which lead me to realize that the site is a shock site related to last measure, and (the?) GNAA.

Which prompted another google search, which prompted a lot of interesting information.



Last Measure is a shock site created by the GNAA, a trolling organization. It uses javascript to display shock images(goatse, meatspin, lemon party, etc), play looping audio of a man saying "HEY EVERYBODY I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO!" ((Which, I'm afraid, may sometimes be the truth in Christie's case xDD )) , and spawn multiple moving browser windows. Pressing ctrl, alt, or delete will cause a javascript alert popup which may intercept task manager. It also tries to send "hey everybody I'm looking..." and a link to last measure to everyone on your contacts list in outlook, and it sends whatever is on your clipboard to the GNAA for exploitation. The official version doesn't, but some versions of last measure contain malware.

If you ever accidentally click on a link to last measure, the key is to stay calm. If you freak out you're liable to break something or alert people surrounding you. Quickly press ctrl+alt+del and end your browser process before last measure loads completely. If you're too late for that, just turn off your computer.

There are hundreds of mirrors for last measure. The most common are anything.on.nimp.org, replacing anything with any word or any number of subdomains, and halflife2.zoy.org. The homepage of last measure is lastmeasure.com(SFW), where last measure continues to be actively developed. Last measure is released under the BSD license: it's open source and downloadable.