lord of song
(and maybe there's a god above

but all i ever learned from love

was how to shoot at someone who outdrew you)




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Posted on: Saturday, June 27, 2009
Posted at: 7:22 PM
You know something?... Lenzarious would be majorly awesome to have on any debate team. He argues like a pro.

Well, a pro bastard, that is. XD

Example.:

Chris: ... - And I've got more than the endorphin theory to prove it, mister!

Lez: Mmm hmm.

Chris: Love, my good sir, does not give you a sore throat. Chocolate is heaty and unhealthy.

Lez: Well, to address your latter point - only when taken in large doses, whereas love in any amount is possibly lethal. And for the former argument? Love does give you a sore throat. A very sore throat.

Chris: Wh- how so?!

Lez: -points to neck- Oh, the pain of deep-tongue fellating.

Chris: ._____.

Lez: Trust me, I know.