Chris; [disenchanted] says:
YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU




lrisa says:
MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
(xD)





Chris; [disenchanted] says:
omg nuuuu
Not the attack of the cutesy zombie emoticon

lrisa says:
it's a cutesy /skeleton/ eticon
*emoticon

Chris; [disenchanted] says:

WILD PUSS IN BOOTS APPEARS!
PUSS IN BOOTS USES 'THE FACE'!
IT IS SUPER EFECTIVE!
RISA BLACKS OUT.
YOU ARE OUT OF USABLE POKEMON.

lrisa says:
NO.
IT'S RISA /FAINTED/

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
WHUTEVA

lrisa says:
YOU ARE A PIRATED VERSION OF POKEMON

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
D8!

lrisa says:
-GOES ALL POLICE ON YOU-

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

lrisa says:
I MEAN KIRA

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
LOLWHUT

lrisa says:
*-GOES ALL KIRA ON YOU-

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
SHIIIIT
THEY'RE ON TO ME

lrisa says:
DIE PLZ

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
NOPLZ.
BECOZ
I
AM
LLLLLL.
BACK FROM TEH GR@VE
AND I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS WITH MY SUPERNATURAL FALCON KICK
-pwns-
C:


lrisa writes:
-draws deadnote-
lrisa says:
YES I GOT LAZY
I WILL USE
THE DEADNOTE
ON YOUR ASS

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
LOL
OHSHITE
WAAIT WAIT WAIT
YOU CANNOT
BECAUSE
GOD DECIDED TO GIVE ME A PROMOTION
IM A SHINIGAMI NAO
(jesus christ i'm ripping off fanfiction plots here
i'm a saddo xD)

lrisa says:
shush
*SILENCE FOOL

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
LOL

lrisa says:
I, GOD KIRA
IS BUSY

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
AWWW
WELL YOU HAVEN'T CHANGED A BIT
busy what -_____- Being a narcissist?

lrisa says:
DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

lrisa writes:
-YO ASS on the notebook xD-

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
LOL
WELL DAMN
UH...THAT'S...


...nice handwriting

lrisa says:
IN 45

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
(omg that icon
It's like...Kira's laugh xD)

lrisa says:
MILLION
HOURS
YOU WILL DIE

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
LOLWHAT

lrisa says:

WELL THIS IS THE DEADNOTE

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
WRONG BITCH
ITS SUPPOSED TO BE FORTY NOT FORTYFIVE

lrisa says:
THE DEATHNOTES WERE SOLD OUT IN THE SHINGAMI CANDY SHOP

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...candy shop?

lrisa says:
IT'S FOURTY FIVE BEAUSE
I

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
are you sure it's not more of a apple store?

lrisa says:
LORD KIRA, GOD OF HUMANS
SAYZ SO.

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
PFFFF
WELL YOU JUST WAIT TILL MY HEIR KICKS YO ASS.

lrisa says:
SHINIGAMI CANDY /ARE/ APPLES
PFFFT
YOU WAIT TIL /MY/ HEIR KICKS YOUR HEIR'S ASS
BY OUTWITTING YOU IN EVERYWAY
BECAUSE
I
AM
*HE
IS

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
AND U KNO WHUT FOR THE 45 MILLION YEARS I'M GONNA FOLLOW YOU LIKE A GHOST HEHEHEHE

lrisa says:
KIRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
YOU HAVE A HEIR?!
OH GOD PLZ NOT MIKAMI

lrisa says:
AND BECAUSE HE IS A MARYSUE
BUT SHHHH

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...WAIT
IS IT
OUR
ILLEGITIMATE SON?
ITS OUR SON ISNT IT
YAY MPREG

lrisa says:
....NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
I HAVE A SON?1

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
....YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
...YESYOUDO.

lrisa says:
OH MY MYSELF.

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...well, you do now.
YES, OH YOUR GOD


lrisa says:
OH. MY. MYSELF.
MY SONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!!!1!!!ONE

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
x 10000000000000000000000000000000000

lrisa says:
TAKE REVENGE ON YO MOMMA

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
LOL WHAT
NO

lrisa says:
SHE HAS

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
UR THE MOMMA

lrisa says:
NAGGED ME TO DEATH

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
UR THE UKE BITCH

lrisa says:
NO
YO DA MOMMA

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
I'M FUCKING SEME

lrisa says:
NO
YOU SAID "MY SON"

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
FFFFFUUUUUU
NOWAI
SO?!
Dx

lrisa says:
THUS I AM THE DADDY

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
WTF

lrisa says:
well
he is my son

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
YOUR SON MEANS YOUR CHILD
IT DOES NOT INDICATE GENDER

lrisa says:
*WELL
HE IS MY SON
BECAUSE THE DEADNOTES SAY SO

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
WHATTHEFUCK
THEN WHY DIDNT U REALIZE SOONER HMMM

lrisa says:
AH HA!
SEEE

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
IF THE NOTE SAID SO
WHY DID I HAVE TO TELL YOU
U THICK MORON

lrisa says:
I DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS THE SON
BECAUSE
I

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
BECAUSE?

lrisa says:
WAS NOT HIS MOMMA
YOU WERE PREGANTN DUDE

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
.... -facepalm-

lrisa says:
AND YOU WERE PREGNANT
IN THE AFTERLIFE
.....ZOMG MY SON'S A SHINIGAMI

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
NOWAI!
YOU COULD PASS FOR A GIRL, DIPSHIT
UR THE GIRL
...ZOMG NO
ITS A CROSS

lrisa says:
YOU WEAR MAKEUP DIPSHIT

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
BETWEEN SHINIGAMI AND HUMAN

lrisa says:
AND GIRLS

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
... D8

lrisa says:
DO NOT HAVE
CRAZY

LAUGHS

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...wanna bet?

lrisa says:
NO.

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
):

lrisa says:
I AM RIGHT

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
WELL
BOYS

lrisa says:
DEADNOTE SEZ SO

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
DO NOT HAVE SUCH GIRLY SITTING POSITIONS
NOR ATTITUDES
NOR BITCHY RANTS
NOR ABSOLUTELY FEMININE HAIR

lrisa says:
BUT I HAVE A CUTEFAIS

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
WAIT WHAT ARE WE DOING
A HAPPY FAMILY SHOULDN'T BICKER
THIS IS BAAAAAD INFLUENCE ON OUR SON
D8

lrisa says:
-HAS NO LIGHT DPS-

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
YOU HAVE A /FAIL/FAIS!

lrisa says:
RAITO
I MEAN

Chris; [disenchanted] says:

lrisa says:
I HAVE AN /EBILFACE/ TOO

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
i called himmmmm Raitozaki



[dies]

lrisa says:
...WHAAAAAAT?
YOUR NAMING SKILLS
THAT'S IT
YOU'RE THE WOMAN

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
HAHAHA

lrisa says:
...OR ARE YOU?

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
WELL U WOULD'VE CALLED HIM KIRA 2.0

lrisa says:
WELL

Chris; [disenchanted] says:

lrisa says:
I LIKE RAITOZAKI JUST FINE
IT SHOWS MY MANLINESS
....OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG A LIZARDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
-SHRIEKS-

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
.... -headdesk-
Jesus Christ
You are incredibly high pitched, you know that?

lrisa says:
No i do not
the deadnote does not say it
AND IT'S
RAITO CHRIST
TO YOU

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
LOL

lrisa says:
OR
YAGAMI ALMIGHTY

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
Well, Kira Christ DOES sound catchy.
By the way, Raitozaki-kun has my surname
Hence proving my VERY male-ness, thankyewverymuch.
Now make me a sandwich, bitch.

lrisa says:
awww, you flatterer
...WHUT
NO

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
SANDWICH
NOW
...WITH CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES

lrisa says:
YOU GET THE SANDWICH YOURSDELF, FAG

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
-GASP-

lrisa says:
NO

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
D'8
WHATTTT

lrisa says:
CHOCOLATE SPRINKLES IS BAD FOR YOUR HEALTH

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...
aww thanks for caring ♥
-smoochie.-

lrisa says:
awwww
-melts-


Chris; [disenchanted] says:
NOW. SAMMICH, BITCH.

lrisa says:
....I'M GIVING YOU A NICE CHEESY SANDWICH

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
NOOO
FUCK CHEESE
lol

lrisa says:
NO


Chris; [disenchanted] says:
oh ehm gee he melted.

lrisa says:
WOULD YOU WANT A BAG OF CHIPS INSTEAD?

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
-pokes melted Kira-

lrisa says:
IT HAS

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...Chocolate chips?

lrisa says:
MANY NUTRIENTS

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
YEAH LIKE THE RAT POISON YOU THREW IN

lrisa says:
AND A PORTABLE TV

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
LOL

lrisa says:
IT'S GOOD AND NUTRICIOUS
DAMN SPELLING

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
SORRY, I THINK I'LL LEAVE THE EPIC CHIP - MUNCHING TO YOU
SPARKLECHIPS WERE MADE FOR THE WOMAN, Y'KNOW.

lrisa says:
NO
SPARKLECHIPS WILL RUIN MY WAISTLINE
.....AM I FAT?
BE HONEST
AND BRUTAL
(BY THE WAY, I SUPPORT LXRAITO XDDD)

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
(LOL I never would've guessed
...I feel SO tempted to actually try and draw their illegitimate lovechild now.)

lrisa says:
(DOOOO ITTTT)
(and i'll give you a fict in return 8D)
(AND HEY
WHO WANTS THEIR CHARACTER TO BE UKE?)

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...... FAT?
AYE, YOU KNOW IF YOU JUST USE YOUR BRAIN, YOU'D BE THIN, YOU SILLY POCKY.
...Which is why you got insanely obsese after I died. My bloody heirs didn't mindfuck you enough. And the way you're going, you shouldn't be eating...you should be VOMITING
[/brutalplz]
...
(LOOOL
I'll try
I've contemplated it once.
...ZOMG YOU WRITE FICS WHERE WHERE WHERE)

lrisa says:
LOL
IT'S PRACTICE
AS IN, I WRITE FICTS TO PRACTICE
CUZ I'M NOT GOOD YET
BUT IN MANY CHINESE LESSONS
FICTS WERE BORN

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
AH, YES.
CHINESE LESSONS DO HAVE THEIR ADVANTAGES.


lrisa says:
and okay i'mma going back

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
Right.

lrisa says:
WHAT?
YOU THINK I'M FAT?

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...MAKE ME A SAMMICH, BITCH.
...Well, you're going to be soon.

lrisa says:
YOU HYPOCRITICAL BASTARD

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
I mean, Jesesu Christ, look at that...Your belt doesn't fit anymoar

lrisa says:
WHAT ABOUT THE FLAB YOU HAVE?

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...WHUT FLAB

lrisa says:
AND THAT SWEATSHIRT
GOD
DO YOU NOT KNOWN HOW TO WASH YOUR CLOTHES?

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
uh...
NO

lrisa says:
AND YOUR JEANS
THEY ARE SO
PATCHY AND
DISGUSTING

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
AND AFTER U KILLED WATARI
I GOTTA STICK IN THESE STINKY STUFF
BITCH.

lrisa says:
WELL YOU ARE USELESS

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...
They're DESIGNER LEVIS, BITCH

lrisa says:
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I HAD RAITOZAKI WITH YOU
I'M LEAVING
.......DAMN THIS SHINIGAMI REALM

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
... LOL
YOU CAN'T LEAVE

lrisa says:
where's the freakin' exit?
*damn lapslock

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
I'M BACK, REMEMBER?
I'M BACK TO HAUNT YOUR SOUL

...And get you to make me a sammich

lrisa says:
WHERE'S THE FREAKIN' EXIT IN THIS PLACE?
no
if you want chocolate sprinkles on your sammich

make it yourself, fathead

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
Oh yes, it's ALWAYS the woman that walks out in a huff

lrisa says:
WHAT WOMAN?

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
always.

lrisa says:
I'M ALL MAN

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
YEH RIGHT

lrisa says:
-PULLS OFF PANTS-
-AND THONG-

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
-....
manthong?

lrisa says:
duh.
do i look like i'm any less to you?

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
....uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuukkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

lrisa:
BEHOLD, IT'S SPARKLY
-AND IT DOES SPARKLE-

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
*cough cough*
OH JESUS
NO SPARKLES.
GOD
NO SPARKLES.
-eyes burn-

lrisa says:
GOD
LOVES
SPARKLES

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...SO /UR/ STEPHANIE MEYER IN DISGUISE WITH HER SPARKLE FETISH

lrisa says:
OH DON'T BE A WIMP

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
WOMANWOMANWOMAN

lrisa says:
NO BUT I APPRECIATE HER SPARKLY TENDACIES

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
SLJLSJKDLSCIJEOJLJKXLMSME!

lrisa says:
EDWARD CULLEN'S STORY IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO TRAGIC

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
I am SO divorcing you

lrisa says:
LIKE OMG
I LOVE HIM SO MUCH
AND IT'S SO SADDDDDDDDD

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
....Wow.


That was burn.

lrisa says:
AND HE'S SO SWEEEET
TO CHASE AFTER A DUMB BLONDE
xD


Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...brunette.

lrisa says:
i'mma just thinking about

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
Bella's a brunette

lrisa says:
what fucking tweenies will say

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
because, you know, Bella is SMEYERS IN EVERY WAY, SHAPE AND FORM?!

lrisa says:
WELL, I H8 BELLA
I H8 BELLE LYK YAH

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
BECAUSE SHE STOLE YER MAN, KIRA-KUN?

lrisa says:
DON'T USE THAT TONE ON ME
I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU
HAVE BREAKING DAWN UNDER YOUR PILLOW

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
ALL THIS TIME
YOU WERE TWO-TIMING ME
...FOR A SPARKLY DISCOBALL THAT HAPPENS TO HAVE MORE MOOD SWINGS THAN A PREGNANT LADY

-bitchslap-

lrisa says:
NO
I WAS

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
-uses that tone on you-
You sounded an awful lot like a mother when you said that ;D

lrisa says:
TWO TIMING YOU WITH A SPARKLY PINATA THAT HAPPENS TO HAVE MORE MOOD SWINGS THAN A PREGNANT YOU

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...

lrisa says:
I'm a good mother?
:'DDDD

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
yeah, sure.

lrisa says:
-tears up-
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...oh jesus
not one of those motherly meltdowns

lrisa says:
WHAT ABOUT THAT BREAKING DAWN I FOUND UNDER YOUR PILLOW?
I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT

IT IS
TOO STRONG
VIOLENT
AND GORY

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...I don't know whether you're more obnonxious when you're being melty, or being... a bitch.

lrisa says:
BECAUSE OF

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
WELL YEAH
OF COURSE IT IS
EDDIE KINS RAPED BELLA, DIPSHIT

lrisa says:
....-whispers-BELLA GIVING BIRTH

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...OH GOD THE HORRERRRRRRRRR

lrisa says:
...I REALLY NEED RAITO ICONS

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
I can give you some.

lrisa says:
some of his faces plz 8D

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...but i won't
cos I brb

lrisa says:
D8
BITCH
DON'T LEAVE ME
....BITCH.

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...

lrisa says:
YOU HAVEN'T GOT ME MY SAMMICH

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...That...Was the most romantic thing.
...ever.
-does not leave you-

lrisa says:
YEAH YEAH ROMANTIC

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
..-wait, DOES leave you-

lrisa says:
SANDMMICH.

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
brb.

lrisa says:
i hope that means you're getting my sammich, woman.

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
Good Ghandi Almighty. How did I have an illegtimate lovechild with such a drama queen.
Notice queen instead of king.
*sigh*
Well, a husband most tolerate his wife...
-throws sammich in yer FACE-
...hey.
Hey?


HEY.
Don't leave me, fucking cunt!
Or I swear, I will...Um.
I WILL BRING MELLO AND MATT BACK FROM THE GRAVE (WHO R DED THANX TO YOUR WHORE GF TAKADA, GEE THANKS), AND THEY WILL WHOOP YOUR ASS
and they will riddle Raitozaki to bulletsMWAHAHAHA
*WITH bullets
God
srs typo is srs

lrisa says:
LOL
SORRY
LYK HAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
KIRAKIRA-SAMA IS AWAY RIGHT NOW
-ubuu-
LYK WAHT KEN I DO FOR YOU

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
AKJFLKJSLJEIJKLX! Dx
...
well, you CAN make me a sammich

lrisa says:
*3*

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
which my phailure of a wife REFUSED to do

lrisa says:
L O L

WAHT'S A SAMMICH?

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...
jesusdesu Christ...

Chris; [disenchanted] sends:

Cancel(Alt+Q)
Chris; [disenchanted] says:
well,

lrisa says:
-ubuu-

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
you asked for icons
...Kira icons
:3

lrisa says:
but it doesn't have one of his epic faces D8

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
strangely, most of these originated from deviantArt PLZ accounts lol

lrisa says:

Chris; [disenchanted] sends:


Chris; [disenchanted] says:
if that's not epic, may sparklechips be more awesome than me.
NOW CAN WE PLEASE GET BACK TO OUR CRACK RP. lawliet needs his sammich T__T

You have just sent a nudge.

lrisa says:
YEY

Transfer of "raitolaughplz.gif" is complete.

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
indeed -______-

lrisa says:
SPARKLECHIPS ARE MORE AWESOME THAN YOU

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
FFFS!

lrisa says:
xDDDD
WELL
I'MMA READING MY MANA

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
REMEMBER I AM A SHINIGAMI NAO
I HAVE MORE POWER THAN HEAVEN OR HELL

lrisa says:
*MAN-GA

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
I SHALL KILL YOU 4 THAT
SCREW YOUR MANGA
I NEED MY CHOCOLATE SPRINKLE SAMMICH
-is neglected-
D':

SKAJLDKASLJLZJLJEMLZKDNZ.
No more crack? D':

lrisa says:
yesh
crack

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
right.

lrisa says:
but after i get off my phone

Chris; [disenchanted] says:
...I am so not going to be able to sleep tonight
Crack is like caffeine to me